轻松一刻 网易|轻松一刻（English joke）
Shake the bottle
Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?
Tom: I"ve just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.
妈妈：你为什么不停地跳上跳下的？
汤姆：我刚吃完药，可我忘了先摇动瓶子了
Come to blows
Mother: John, why is your face so red?
John: I was running up the street to stop a fight.
Mother: That"s a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?
John: Me and Jack.
妈妈:弗雷迪,你的脸为什么那么红?
弗雷迪:我刚才在大街上跑,为的是阻止一次打架?
妈妈:你做的对,谁和谁在打架.
弗雷迪:我和杰克·史密斯.
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